School life is like a big notebook. Beautiful and touching poems about school
We present you funny poems about school for children. We have a large selection, so on this page you can choose what you like best. See also school humor - jokes about school and funny sketches about school.
1. Would rather retire
Losers are worn
A whole evening from the hill.
And I'm sitting on books
I need fives.
Legs are numb
And the back is cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well deserved rest.
(A. Givargizov)
2. On the control
The problem is not solved -
even kill!
Think think head
hurry up!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
for ever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then how ladies on top!
(M. Boroditskaya)
3. Unusual school
There are many different schools in the world.
It is a pity that among these schools
This school does not exist yet.
That's where I would go!
Animals there will teach people
All your skills.
And there will be no better school.
What's there? Let's take a look together.
Cat-teacher will teach us
To live carefree in the world:
Think it over better
And don't be in a hurry.
The dog will teach you not to give up,
Stand until the very end.
And learn to fight
And always forgive friends.
The bunny will learn patience
The mouse will teach dexterity,
parrot to repeat
All sciences will teach us.
Many different teachers
In this school, you understand.
And there are few items.
Only: "How can we be human."
(L. Slutskaya)
4. Who will learn what
What is the first thing
Will the cat learn?
- Get it!
What is the first thing
Will the bird learn?
- Fly!
What is the first thing
Will the student learn?
- Read!
(V. Berestov)
5. At dawn
At dawn, at dawn
The best fishing at the fisherman.
At dawn, at dawn
The best mushroom from the mushroom picker.
At dawn, at dawn
Bird calls from all directions.
At dawn, at dawn
The lazy man has the best sleep!
(V. Berestov)
6. Who is Nophelet?
What a scientist Fedya has become!
Who could compare with Fedya?
He leafed through the whole summer
Encyclopedia volumes.
Famous people such as
He knows everyone... down to the letter R.
Come on, Fedya, give me an answer:
And who was Nophelet?
Who? Nofelet? Ah, Nophelet...
I'll tell you this
What a shame for people your age
Do not know about Nophelet!
Lived in ancient Rome
Nofelet -
Not a sage, not a poet. -
How does he know
Such a sage?
We're just the word "te-le-background"
Read to him from the end.
And it turned out No-fe-years -
Not a sage, not a poet.
(V. Berestov)
7. First deuce
And I have a briefcase in my hand
And everyone is walking light.
And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And near the house number two
There is a bus number two,
And the steamer from afar
For some reason he gave two beeps ...
And the legs barely drag
And the legs barely drag
And the head went down
Like the head of the number two!
And everyone walks here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And someone sings a song
Someone sells candy
And someone buys...
And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a huge deuce in the diary!
With a heavy deuce in the diary!
And everyone walks light...
(E. Moshkovskaya)
8. School epitaph
Ivanov's diary is buried here.
Ivanov treated him harshly.
But if Ivanov had not been stern,
That would be a father with Ivanov severe.
(B. Weiner)
9. Yesterday you were a baby...
Yesterday you were a baby
My little son
Now you are sitting at the desk
There is a book in front of you.
Yesterday you walked into the garden
I didn't want to go to sleep.
Today I collected a portfolio,
And don't forget to wash.
Yesterday you were a baby
My little prankster
Today you proudly say:
Now I'm a first grader!
(Olga Chusovitina)
10. Day of bad luck (to the tune of the song "I looked back to look")
Today is my bad luck day
And the control is confirmation of this,
What can I write on Monday?
I also had my birthday yesterday.
And the cheat sheet is a faithful guardian angel,
In my sleeve lies motionless,
Turn away from me for a moment.
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back
And my neighbor, the guy is also a loafer,
He was at my birthday yesterday
And I saw him rubbish,
Either a formula, or a vision,
A girl is sitting behind me - my savior,
Gray-eyed excellent student Dasha,
And I'm waiting for my beloved teacher,
Move away from our Dasha away.
She walked like a queen through the ranks,
Stopped away from me...
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back
To see how I write off.
(Elena Bon)
11. Song of an optimist schoolboy
As you know, nature
No more bad weather
Everyone is good in their own season.
Hurricanes, hail of bullets
Or a drought in July -
There is goodness and reason in everything.
If the sea is stormy
Life is not nice for sailors.
But whenever the ninth shaft -
It is clear even to a cretin,
What then would your picture
Aivazovsky did not draw.
No doubt, of course.
What is dangerous is flooding.
But the Neva would not overflow,
Poor Peter would not suffer -
Composition "The Bronze Horseman"
Pushkin would have written the hell out of it.
If the elements are rampant,
Will I sin on my soul
To take the terrible sky and scold?
Than to grieve about the bitter share,
Better to be happy: at school
We can cancel lessons!
(L. Sirota)
12. Feature
(Zoo Man)
I am like a fish
Often I run like a moose
Doggystyle somehow swim
I happened to be on the river.
They say I'm very smart
Like foxes in a dense forest.
Sometimes cowardly as a hare,
that hid under a bush.
I can also cry
Very loud like a bear!
I can be quiet sheep
And stubborn as a donkey.
They talk like a turtle
I went from school with a deuce.
I'm talkative like a magpie
The bully is like a rooster!
In the yard, in a fierce fight,
I am replacing two.
And I also happen
Resourceful as a snake.
Like a monkey I'm grimacing
Neighing like a horse: -Igo-go! -
In general, I'm normal
I'm like everyone else, I'm nothing!
(A. Shevchenko)
13. How dad skipped school
Only once did he skip school
For this he was punished, however ...
Then he thought, so unhappy:
It is better to walk the dog, of course.
(O. Bundur)
14. School epic
Oh my legs!
Oh you scissors!
Why don't you go
On the road?
Oh you little hands
They hung like weeds.
no good why
For a job?
you head,
Always wild-fun
Nose almost in anguish-sadness
Hung up?
Ali doesn't want to go to school
unfortunate,
Where are they fierce
The teachers are terrible
Loading hard
Clear falcon?
be patient
A small amount.
two days for you
It remains to suffer.
Summer is soon -
Well, who studies in the summer?
(A. Smetanin)
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15. Call
If the lesson ends
Beauty, not a call!
On the lesson - on the contrary -
Such a freak rattles ...
(O. Bundur)
16. Change
"Change, change!" -
The call is pouring.
Vova will certainly be the first
Flies over the threshold.
Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked down.
Is it Vova
Dozing the whole lesson?
Is this Vova
Five minutes ago not a word
Couldn't tell at the blackboard?
If he is, then surely
Big change with him!
Do not keep up with Vova!
Look how bad he is!
He made it in five minutes
Do a bunch of stuff:
He set up three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
rolled somersault,
I sat on the railing,
Famously plopped down from the railing,
The slap received
On the move gave someone change,
Asked to write off tasks, -
In a word, he did everything he could!
Well, here comes the call again...
Vova trudges into class again.
Poor! There is no face on it!
“Nothing,” Vova sighs, “
Let's have a rest during the lesson!
(B. Zakhoder)
17. Port "Fel"
Ships enter the port "Fel" -
Like a steamboat, the album steers,
Notebooks lined up in a row -
Notebook-boats rush to the port.
And here flies the Diary-frigate,
And the pirate beats on him:
- Hurry to the port!
To the port "Fel!"
Here!
Brave ships are sailing -
Sharpener, Eraser, Pencil
(He boarded the Album!)
Behind them - Pen and ... Pie -
Pie pie floated and lay down ...
Port "Fel" delivered in an hour
In the port "School" navigator -
Boy Stas.
(G. Ilyina)
18. Cheat sheet
I've been writing cheat sheets all night!
Didn't sleep, exhausted, tired.
Now I'm standing, I'm pulling a ticket
- Will I be happy or not?
And now, the ticket is already in hand,
In the eyes white as in the clouds ...
- Hooray! I've been writing all night for a reason!
"Napoleon" - I read.
It's in my cheat sheet!
I would like to read it now.
I hide like a cockroach
And I reach into my right pocket.
Read: "Crimean War".
I don't need this thread!
And quiet as a cockroach
I reach into my left pocket.
I look: "Baptism of Russia".
Have mercy, O Lord!
So how do I pass the exam?
And I began to look for a cheat sheet!
I searched in boots and in a sock,
In a shirt, in trousers, in a jacket!
And I was terribly surprised
Where did Napoleon go?
But my thought suddenly woke up!
And I, overcoming fear,
I remembered everything I wrote about!
And a flurry of knowledge broke out!
Austerlitz, Napoleon,
Kutuzov and Bagration!
Council in Fili, fire in Moscow, -
Everything was found in the head!
So I got five
But, frankly,
It hurts me now to tears,
Why did you carry a cheat sheet to school?
(T. Varlamova)
19. At the wall newspaper
I read about Yegor:
- Wow, great! - I scream. -
Here's the fun! Here is a scream! -
I want to drop.
And I read about myself -
Something doesn't feel right.
And I read
About myself -
I don't want to read aloud...
(A. Shlygin)
20. When the lessons end
When the candies run out -
Everyone is very upset.
And when the oranges run out -
Everyone is upset too.
And when the lessons are over -
Rarely is anyone upset:
Hurry up in the yard meet
They put on their armor,
Learn to jump on each other
Swinging on a swing...
In general, a lot of things happen,
When the lessons are over.
But sweets and oranges
They differ from the lessons
What if they end
That's for sure - they completely end,
It is unknown how long it will end...
It's possible to despair!
And lessons from oranges
That is what differs
That never ends,
Every day they happen again.
Even extra ones are assigned ...
Here's a thing
what is.
It doesn't work well!
(I. Shevchuk)
21. Knock knock
He tapped his forehead for a long time,
Forgetting the title of the volume.
But why knock on the house,
Where is no one at home?
(A. Pope, translation by S. Marshak)
22. Order
I was instructed by the headman Nastya
Hang out poems about teachers in the classroom.
All night I tossed and turned, sighing bitterly,
Well, what to compose? I don't know anything!
Physicist gave me a couple yesterday,
The chemist took away my cheat sheet,
In physical education, I fell off the rope,
The teacher sighed and said, "Weak..."
These verses were given to everyone, I don’t know directly!
Let the best students compose them!
(A. Grachev)
23. Holiday
What a strange day today!
Petrov opened the door with a bow -
Marina Glebovna let in,
And then our whole class jumped!
Maksimov brings her a bouquet,
Singers - a box of sweets,
Girls, happily nodding,
Large glass jar.
And I'm the only one sitting
I'm in the general din - no zhu-zhu.
My gift is better than them
He will outshine others!
Yes! The teacher will be happy
Yesterday I learned my lesson!
(A. Frolov)
24. Laziness
Everywhere, every day
I'm lazy in business!
Follows me like a tail!
Gives no rest
And against everything
Always jumps into conversation!
Here's an example: I'm on the tram
Dine at Grandpa's
Grandma enters the tram -
Laziness whispers to me: "Don't get up!"
I'm going to school in the morning
I try not to be late
Two control ahead!
I hear a whisper: "Don't go."
I do my homework at home
Again nasty hints:
I just wrote an example
Laziness whispers to me: "You're tired!"
I want to wash the dishes
Sweep, clean everywhere
Everyone will be happy at home!
I hear a whisper: "Why?"
Laziness is an insidious creature!
There is no excuse for laziness!
That I sleep all day
It's not my fault, it's laziness!
(T. Varlamova)
25. Seasons of the school year. Winter
The earth is shrouded in crystal veil,
Children dive into white snowdrifts,
The skates are sharpened, and the skis are in front of me,
The blizzard is over, and it's time to go to the forest.
Full of cheerful people on the street!
Winter-naughty calls to play snowballs!
Well, how embarrassing in frosty weather
26. Spring
The rays of spring have warmed the whole earth,
Green grass is rampant everywhere
And the trills of birds spread over us,
And the sun is shining, and the head is spinning!
Beckons into the arms of the sorceress-nature!
I look at the street, and I want to walk ...
Well, how embarrassing in wonderful weather
Lessons for us, unfortunate children, to ask?!
(T. Varlamova)
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27. Autumn
autumn rain drumming on my window
The school has puddles and fallen leaves.
And the clouds are gray, and the path is wet,
And dirt everywhere, and a headache ...
Pours tears of sorrow sad nature.
Sad in the heart, and I want to sleep.
Well, how embarrassing in inclement weather
So many lessons for schoolchildren to ask?!
28. Positive
Petya and I were walking home from school,
Carried a deuce - that's a shame!
And a friend said: “To become cheerful,
You have to see the positive here!”
Where can you find such a wonder?
I didn't get any positive...
Tell me, is he ugly or handsome?
I have never met him!
You're a freak, brother! After all, he is everywhere!
For example, a deuce will happen,
But I will not be sad about that, -
After all, someone has a unit!
Yes, that's right! There is a deuce in the portfolio ...
But if you think positively,
She is the ONE of everything!
You can't dismiss us for this!
Do you understand? Do not be sad in vain!
There is good in bad!
After all, living in the world is so wonderful!
Everything will definitely work out!
Look! huge crow
Above us in the sky circled!
- Hurry down under the maple branch!
She digested the food!
Oh oh! Spot! Here is a bad day!
The suit is dirty! How disgusting...
- The jacket, for sure, will buy a new one,
And this is very positive!
Well! Let's go play football
I see the players on the field!
We are unlikely to get bored with them,
And we will find positive in football!
Throw, pass! The glasses are broken!
What a pity ... But the goal was scored beautifully!
- But we are even with the enemy!
And then a lot of positive!
My palm was hit with a ball,
And the finger aches constantly ...
- But you for two weeks
Get rid of the piano!
The day has passed. They were waiting for us in briefcases
Preposition, verb, infinitives...
And we all breathed air
And found positive...
We were looking for a positive all day, -
Arrived home around 6...
And then dads showed us
That there are negatives too.
(T. Varlamova)
29. Factory of first-graders (to the motive of the song "Cool you got")
First Grade is awesome!
First grader, yes!
After all, studying in the first grade
This is not nonsense for you!
In our northern people
We guys are just awesome!
And our teacher
In his business - right ace!
Charges us with tasks
Numbers, letters, not for a moment!
And then the grades by surrender
Fly into our diary!
Learned many books
Our interest has not disappeared
And all the problems were solved
In general, cool you got.
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly!
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly.
Like sunflowers, we are towards the light,
Let's go to the secrets of knowledge!
And the parents at the same time
They help us with a ruble.
In our northern people
Our ancestors are just class!
We celebrated a year
We have another one ahead of us!
We will gnaw at the granite of science,
Answer in class.
Knowledge is our strength
They won't let you get bored!
The material is absorbed by the brain,
He fell into the folds
Until then, it is quite possible
In general, cool you got.
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly!
Cool you hit 1 "A",
You study, don't be lazy!
Get down to business quickly.
(I. Dumnova, Seversk)
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30. Opening
Monday I tried
And lasted without deuces.
Tuesday too - well done!
He walked with a beaming face.
But Wednesday...
Thursday...
And Friday!!!
Who will see the diary -
Backs up...
My poor dad
Gave me a day off.
We wrote
We read
We shared
Did you read!
We didn't watch football!
We forgot that we were tired!...
And I thought -
Well, honestly! -
What to study is INTERESTING!
(L. Fadeeva)
31. Half-mark
I was walking from school
Slowly slowly,
Everyone came up with excuses.
Carried a four
By nature,
And in Russian -
Half four.
(R. Aldonina)
If you start right away
Only get fives -
Houses will get used to them soon
And they won't notice.
Therefore, turn on your brains:
Get a couple of twos
Mom will be angry
But do not argue, but shut up.
And then again
You can get five
Mom will certainly
Kiss and hug.
Take a sneak peek at her
And moan, sit, moan,
Hint: these fives -
Oh, they are not easy!
(O. Bundur)
33. Taras fell ill with us
We sighed: "Those times ..." -
Taras got sick.
What is the treatment for him now?
How to relieve suffering?
Moaning plaintively Taras -
Apparently it hurts a lot.
We said: "We have
There was no control...
Taras sat on the bed
And put on a shirt.
And he said: "Those times ...
Well, I gave up ... "
(A. Shlygin)
34. Olezhkin's notebook
The notebook says:
"Grey fool!
Donkey Antonov!
Ishakovich-ass!"
On the third page -
naval battles,
On the fifth - dragons
And the inscription "Own!"
They flaunt in a notebook
brave pirate,
Soviet tanks
And a company of soldiers...
Notebook Olezhka
She blushed many times.
Sighing in shame
Flew to Mars.
And for a long time on it
Martians guessed -
What's in schools
distant land
Studied?
(G. Ilyina)
35. Five
Opened notebook
Briefcase in the snow.
And I can’t take my eyes off the top five!
Beautiful!
With a dot.
Red carrots.
The notebook is so elegant with it!
(L. Fadeeva)
36. Loser Kukushkin
There are classics in the world
Lermontov and Pushkin.
Is in the fourth grade "A"
Double Kukushkin.
Everyone knows Lermontov,
Everyone knows Pushkin.
And who knows
Double Kukushkin?
A known doppelgänger
School number seven
And the doppelgänger is known
Oddly enough, those
What the double doesn't know
Nikolay Kukushkin,
What is Lermontov known for?
What is Pushkin known for?
(Mikhail Bartenev)
37. Textbooks
Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To those who decide to get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.
I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.
I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.
(A. Starikov)
38. Changed
He is ready to change all day:
That's for that
And then on!
He can't refuse
From exchange
Never!
stamps, candy wrappers,
Coins...
- Do you want it?
Give me that!
Well, I'm for you
I will give it
And then!
On a hedgehog
already changed,
Well, the hedgehog
Ran away!
He's ready to change again!
It only keeps saying that.
They say he stay
maybe in class
In the second!
And the teacher said:
- I saw everyone, I changed ...
It would be better if you were a deuce, buddy,
For fours
Changed!
(Tofig Mahmud, translated by A. Chernov)
39. School epigrams (short satirical poems)
Vasily is the bravest in our class!
Bandits, storms, wolves - nothing!
And Vasya is afraid of only one thing -
Solve problems at school at the blackboard.
She's ready to wear anything
But this “something” should be fashionable!
And if it were fashionable to study,
She would have been an excellent student!
Writing dictations is a torment for you!
What could be more disgusting and boring?
But the fences are all without exception
You wrote on your street.
(L. Ulanova)
40. School day routine
Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger.
Breakfast. Tea. Briefcase. Notebook.
Shoes. Path. Crows. Check.
late. Failed.
Turn. behavior.
Deuce. Head teacher Disappointment.
Finding out. Call.
Stair running. Lesson.
Numbers. Rules. Torment.
Light. Window. Dreams. Visions.
Verbal counting. Example. Board.
Multiplication. Yearning.
Deuce. Disappointment.
Perspective. Punishment.
Optimism. Fight against vice.
Jokes. Laugh. End of lessons!
House. One. Hooray! Toys.
Soup. Pancakes. Compote. Cheesecakes.
Relaxation. cartoon program.
Telephone. Computer. Mum.
Meeting. Kiss. Diary.
Oh! Belt. Questions. Scream.
Excuses. Snot. Tears.
Exclamations. Threats.
Reconciliation. Textbook.
-Do it yourself! -Yes. Reshebnik.
Dinner. Bath. Relaxation.
Tomorrow morning repeat:
Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger…
(T. Varlamova)
41. Vasilisa the Wise
(former Beautiful)
She was beautiful:
Smile - the sun is clear,
Spit - ripe wheat,
And the handle is snow white.
But the girl decided
Wisdom to learn:
And day and night at the desk
Pissed off on science...
And she became hunchbacked
Crooked, shortsighted.
Faded beauty
Now they call Wise:
She rubs her cheeks with beets,
And the nose smears with powder ...
Like a stick, it became skinny,
I wrinkled my forehead from reading...
And she said gloomily:
- What a fool I am!
(A. Usachev)
42. Who will become who
The kitten will grow up to be a cat
The same as everything in the world.
The chick will turn into a bird
Just like everything in the world.
And the children read
And children dream
And even their moms and dads don't know
Who will become, who will grow up children.
(V. Berestov)
43. I would like to
Grandpa to school
you don't have to walk.
Here I would
live up to this.
(A. Givargizov)
44. Village story
Studied Vasya Ivanov
In the tenth grade
And mom and dad are just one
Vasya was told:
- Our rural work is not for you -
Calves, beds...
You blow, Vasily, to the institute,
Blow without looking back!
Now Vasily has a beard,
Drinking, sleeping, dancing...
And it doesn't work anywhere
And the university does not blow!
(B. Larin)
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45. Loser's Revenge
I will study for many years
Don't yawn and don't be lazy
Do not hide in the silence of the night
Above the notebooks of the eyes,
So that, after completing the training course,
Get a medical degree
Make a stern face
And send an email:
"Citizen director of the school,
Come to the injections!"
(I. Bad)
46. Invitation to school
Children! Get ready for school -
The rooster has crowed for a long time!
Get dressed up -
The sun is looking out the window!
Man, and beast, and bird -
Everyone gets down to business
A bug is dragging with a burden,
A bee flies after the honey.
The field is clear, the meadow is cheerful,
The forest has woken up and is noisy,
Woodpecker with his nose here and there!
The oriole screams loudly.
The fishermen are already pulling the nets,
In the meadow, the scythe rings ...
Pray for the book, kids!
God doesn't want to be lazy!
(Lev Modzalevsky)
47. Crows
Tell,
What you keep dreaming about
crows,
What fly around the school?
Learn to read?
Learn to write?
Is it beautiful to spin on the rings in the gym?
Not!
Noise in change?
Play and laugh?
Maybe,
Eat in the school cafeteria?
Not!
crows,
What fly around the school
That every day with impatience dream,
What their great-grandmothers also dreamed about:
Crows are dreaming
To COUNT them!
(L. Fadeeva)
48. First class
Presses against a white shirt
Bouquet raspberry, to the chest.
Are you going to school?
So go.
Come on, come on, don't fall.
Recently you crawled on the floor
And did somersaults on the couch
Jumping on a chair...
To school!!! To school!!!
For a party!!!
Attention!!!
To Mary Ivanna!!!
She is at the entrance.
The one in the helmet
In soldier's knee-high shoes.
That waves a pointer in the air
Looks more like a log.
(Arthur Givargizov)
49. Grow up for new knowledge
Everything!
End of study flour!
Summer!
Judge for yourself:
A whole year of science granite
Gnawing with milk teeth.
A whole year of memories
In the classroom, plus an extension ...
How much knowledge
Does it fit in a child?
In the body of a high school student
There is no more space left.
But on holidays I quickly
I will overcome my fatigue.
I'll grow myself up
At grandma's and in the country,
To be great in autumn
Click new tasks.
So that the school curriculum
From socks to the crown
squeezed in tightly,
Well, right
Like cucumbers in a tub.
(A. Smetanin)
50. We are on duty
We are an hour today
Removed a new class.
One hundred toffee papers
One hundred stubs and notes
We found out.
There were only three lessons
Not five
And not six.
How did we get so much
Write, read and eat?!
(S. Makhotin)
51. Interactive whiteboard
Can I work with such a board,
And daddy never dreamed of it!
He ran his hand lightly across the screen -
And immediately the picture changed.
I stand at the blackboard, there is no chalk in my hands
And somehow the decision is tight,
Why is it impossible
Contact a friend's cell phone:
From Vovka's mobile phone - and immediately the answer
Appeared on the board instantly,
So why isn't this feature?
And it should definitely be!
(O. Bundur)
52. Ant at recess
Ant for recess
I went to a noisy school
And froze in amazement
Amazed by the change...
- Ant, say a word!
The ant exclaimed: - Yes-ah-ah ..,
such an anthill
I have never seen!
(V. Levanovsky)
53. Cake and Petrova
So that fours and fives,
In my diary, full of -
We, with the excellent student Petrova,
An agreement was made...
So, according to the agreement,
I owe a whole year
For advancement in learning
Buy Petrov cake.
What can you do, Petrova -
Cakes more than life loves!
But I'm afraid to admit to myself
That they will destroy her...
I tell her: - Get fat!
You'll swim in fat, Petrova!!
But, she doesn't want to listen.
Bringing cakes to her again!...
For education - it’s not a pity for funds!
I'm lucky with grades!!
But Petrova by the end of the year
Fat will definitely swim.
(sent by Natalya Zintsova)
54. Loser
I'm an unfortunate double
In the third generation...
My ancestors, like me,
Not good at teaching...
My grandfather was a loser
Dad is not successful...
Well, and I, in their footsteps,
I slosh slowly...
Here's my legacy
It's so awful!
And it's clear why -
I'm so unhappy...
Couldn't give birth to me
With smart brains?
I would live like a man
And be proud of yourself!
Here's the trouble:
Loser - I, people!!
Maybe when I grow up
Will life be easier?
(sent by Natalya Zintsova)
School is a place that turns into hard labor for both children and their parents.
From the first of September, I clearly decided for myself not to get upset, not to lose my temper, no matter what happens there, but, to my regret, it doesn’t always work out to be an adult aunt. Very often I get upset and behave unreasonably.
And in order not to completely fall into despondency, finishing the first quarter with the children, I decided to perceive everything that does not happen with humility and even joy.
Let me tell you about my sorrows and joys.
The first disorder is, of course, that, having two schoolchildren at home and not having more help on the other hand, I do not have the opportunity to engage interesting work or have at least a small hobby.
I think to mothers who lead household and are engaged in children, nothing needs to be explained in detail.
But your home and children are one thing, but stupid homework is already a special aspect that: 1) does not teach anything sensible, 2) takes health, time and money from parents;
3) instills an aversion to learning.
My youngest daughter is in the second grade, she cannot go to school on her own (although the school is two steps away), due to the fact that the briefcase weighs like a bag of cobblestones.
For example, after carrying a briefcase to school for a month on my left shoulder, I turned to a cardiologist with a complaint of pain in the heart area, the cardiogram turned out to be excellent, the doctor said that, most likely, the pain occurs due to the load on the spine. I stopped wearing a briefcase on my shoulder, the pain went away. We moms endure everything because someone needs to sell a lot of waste paper. The second-graders have several books and notebooks for each subject with strange tasks, which provide that the child must already know this from somewhere! There are almost no sensible explanations and competent rules, but there are a lot of puzzles and chaotic tasks. In the mornings, we have a whole line of parents to the teacher, in order for her to explain these puzzles.
And the requirements for children are generally sky-high! Second grade, and already write the most complex texts, and very quickly, prepare reports about rare animals, read a lot of literature, study higher mathematics. Since my daughter wants to study well, and not everything is within her power, she, poor thing, is very upset. I help as best I can. My daughter, seeing how tired I was, began to fully help me with the housework, as an adult, and I, one might say, do all the homework for her, she only writes them down herself.
I am glad that in this difficult world our children come to the rescue of us parents, for example, due to the fact that I do not leave my daughter and son in trouble in this school life, they began to help me in everything. The son takes out the trash when he goes to school, vacuums the apartment, walks the dog, can pick up his younger sister from school, sometimes help her with homework (if he understands what they wanted to learn), he understands many computer programs better than me. And my daughter learned how to cook an omelette herself, peel potatoes and cut other vegetables, sweep, wipe and set the table, and generally tries to help in everything.
And no matter how hard it is in this world with children, thank God that we have them!
Children are the happiness of our life, it is we adults who turn everything into hard labor, not being able to enjoy what we have.
P.S.
And also, I'm thinking of opening a rubric in my diary "Funny" homework, so to speak, laughter through tears.
CERTIFICATE PRESENTATION OF CERTIFICATES TO GRADUATES OF THE 9TH CLASSES
"FUN TIME IS ENDED,"
Graduation, graduation...
Nine years behind.
We've been waiting for you
And they brought you closer.
And now we say:
What they wanted, they said.
We'd still be a year old!
We don't want to leave.
Oh, yes, what a year!
We agree for six months!
To go back to the lesson
Yes, so that everyone, as one!
So that the whole class - on a hike!
That would be great!
This is just a dream!
Only my dear!
Nine years behind!
Nine years behind!
Don't rush, graduation
Hold on a little!
Dear guests, colleagues, parents, dear ninth graders! Today we have gathered for a solemn line dedicated to the presentation of certificates to graduates of the ninth grade. I declare the line open.
Principal: School, be quiet! Get ready to take out the school banner. Wounded on the banner!
REMOVING THE SCHOOL BANNER.
The right to raise the flag Russian Federation and the Flag of Kuban is provided
_______________________________________________________________________________
Anthems of the Russian Federation and Kuban are played
SPEECH BY THE DIRECTOR OF THE SCHOOL. Leading: 9 school years flew by unnoticed. You have become adults and now you understand well that in the world there is good and evil, joy and sadness, love and hate, that the world is full of contradictions and in this world you have to live and solve its problems. Some of you will continue your studies in the 10th grade, and some in others educational institutions. Life itself will teach you a lot, but you have learned something in this school. During these long and so short 9 years, you have gained solid knowledge in various subjects, learned to understand people and yourself, and probably each of you has chosen for himself the position in life that he will take after leaving school. And today bless you in the distant life path and your teachers and parents came to say their parting word.
You won't notice it right away.
Among the young and new...
Primary school teacher -
It would seem - what's wrong with that?
Well, sticks, dots, hooks -
It seems to be everything!
And at home - notebooks until night.
And back to work in the morning
Where the beloved children are waiting ...
Tears will wipe Natashka,
A bow will tie Svetka,
Vanya will tuck in his shirt,
Ole will seal the book,
Sasha will sew a button.
Kids, kids, kids...
Can he live without them?
Primary school teacher.
It would seem - the easiest way!
But it's just not clear -
Who would we be without him?
On behalf of all the first teachers who met you on the threshold of the school 9 years ago, the floor is given to _________________________________________________________________
SPEECH OF THE FIRST TEACHERS.
He is not my blood parent.
Only for me forever
My class leader
The most important person.
Year after year for two shares
My life was divided
I spent half the day at school
At home, too, lived half a day.
Mom, dad and teacher
They cared about my fate.
I don't know for a long time
Which one is the most important now?
And don't get me over it
Break your head.
Most in the whole world
I love all three of them.
Of course, you guessed that now your class teachers will tell you their parting word - the mothers with many children, because they consider all of you to be their children.
On behalf of the class teachers, the floor is given __________________________
SPEECH OF CLASS TEACHERS.
parents, parents,
Of course, we are all with you.
We see our children
Sometimes only in the evenings.
We take care of everything,
Let's run, let's go somewhere
And after a long time we repent
And look guilty
On our little children
What is taller than dad! ..
Why deceive yourself?
We are not so easy with them!
And the children were not offended.
Well, what can you do?
parents, parents,
Bless the kids!
On behalf of all parents of ninth graders, the floor is given _______________________
PARENTS' SPEECH.
Well, perhaps all parting words have already been said. It's time for the traditional performance of graduates, because they also have something to say to their teachers and their native school.
SPEECH OF GRADUATES.
(The Tsar and Ivan appear on the school porch. The Tsar walks, Ivan writes a decree.)
Leading: In the school kingdom,
In the 66th state
Once upon a time there was an old king -
Head with a fist.
Loved fame and honor
And some of my own people.
But the people will not say in vain -
In the head of the king "without a king."
Well, in general, once
The king decided to issue a decree.
Tsar: I've become old, that's the trouble.
The years are already taking their toll.
Therefore, already scientists
I will never!
Van, what year has passed for me?
Ah! The devil himself will not understand!
But I'll tell you one thing, people
I'm proud of my people!
All are handsome, well done,
There are artists, there are singers,
There are scientists, athletes,
Yes, and just sages!
For some 9 years
Explore white light!
The king is proud of the good fellows!
(Vanya hints with signs that the good fellows need to be paid money)
There is no money for awards!
Vania: How is it not? Here are those on!
Tsar: I said - the treasury is empty!
Joy and happiness in your notebook.
CHORUS.
3. This notebook we all, by the way,
We will open more than once during difficult times.
In it with warmth the best lines
The teachers wrote for us.
CHORUS.
Graduate.
Fun time is over
And it's time for the ship to go to sea.
Favorite good school.
I love you so much!
As long as I live on earth,
I will always remember you.
My real miracle
My favorite school!
Host: Our line is coming to an end. By tradition, the final word is given to the principal of the school.
THE DIRECTOR INVITES THE CLASSES TO GO TO THE SCHOOL, TO HIS CLASSROOM ROOM FOR CERTIFICATIONS.
If Kindergarten IK often becomes a second home for a small child, where caring teachers take care of him every minute, a school for students is a huge world with its own life, cheerful and sad stories, jokes, entertainment and education. Having studied for 9 or 11 years at school, a teenager is already ready for adulthood, receiving higher education, work, family. Exactly at school years the foundations of the character of young people, their habits are laid; at the same time, the first hobbies and hobbies are born. Arriving in 1st grade primary school, students do not yet know that many teachers will later become not only mentors and teachers for them, but also true friends. Short beautiful, sometimes touching and even funny poems about school tell about lessons, changes, extra-curricular life, real adventures of classmates. We have posted examples of such wonderful poetic works on our page.
Short and beautiful poems for children about school
Most often, students learn short and beautiful poems about their native school before significant holidays - September 1, Teacher's Day, Last Bell, graduation. In the lyrical lines of these wonderful works, a lot is said about the kindness of teachers who give all their strength to boys and girls who are drawn to knowledge, about the first and true friendship, mutual assistance, noble deeds of students. Many poems are dedicated to the first teacher, class teacher and favorite subjects.
Examples of beautiful short poems about school for children
School… How many warm, kind memories are associated with this time! From the time we crossed the threshold of the very first class in our lives and ending with the Last Bell, wise, benevolent, talented teachers have always been by our side. They taught us not only calligraphy, grammar and arithmetic, but also taught us moral lessons, gave us advice and supported us. The guys put their whole soul into short, beautiful poems about school life, telling them at solemn rulers, holidays, class celebrations. Examples of such wonderful stanzas can be found here.
The cheerful bell will ring,
And the notebook will open.
Here comes the school Here comes the school
He calls us again.
Somewhere your favorite ball is sleeping
Everyone is a student again.
The problem solver smiles,
And the diary is waiting for five.
We don't go fishing.
The call is pouring.
Goodbye jump rope
Forest, clearing, stream.
Behind the back is a new satchel,
There are five lessons ahead.
Hello school, hello school!
No more time to play!
How I love school, mom!
In the morning noisy crowd
We come to the class the most-most ...
This class is mine.
There is no better school in the world:
It's cozy and warm here.
And with our teacher
We, I confess, were lucky.
Doesn't swear angrily
Even if he puts "two",
And show businesslike
Where is the mistake, to us.
Let there be many lessons at school
We'll win, no problem!
Start at the threshold
Our school years...
teacher
V great life You opened doors for us
You taught us not only the alphabet.
Teacher! We love you, we believe in you!
We have received lessons of kindness!
Our journey through life has just begun
Thank you - it started the way it should.
We wish you health and good luck,
Students - good and obedient!
Short and funny poems about lessons and school
Funny poems about school life can become a separate number at a festive concert, dedicated to the Day teacher, First or Last call. Each of these short poems is a short story about funny changes, funny incidents in the school canteen or canteen, comical stories related to control work, exams, incredible situations on the lessons. In cheerful rhymes, it tells about real school “workaholics” and lazy people, notorious hooligans and excellent students, cramming, a strict director and adamant head teachers.
Examples of funny short poems about school and lessons
Losers are worn
A whole evening from the hill.
And I'm sitting on books
I need fives.
Legs are numb
And the back is cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well deserved rest.
Problem not solved -
even kill!
Think think head
hurry up!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
for ever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then how ladies on top!
What is the first thing
Will the cat learn?
- Grab!
What is the first thing
Will the bird learn?
- Fly!
What is the first thing
Will the student learn?
- Read!
Good poems about grade 1 at school
A rare person cannot remember his first day at school - September 1 in grade 1 becomes so exciting for each of us. Elegant, beautifully combed girls with big bows on their heads and first-grader boys in strict costumes, the first in their lives, standing on the line dedicated to the First Bell, at first become shy, hiding behind their parents. Later, after a month or two, first-graders get used to school so much that they rush about during breaks, not paying attention to the remarks of the attendants. Grade 1 is remembered by each acquaintance with the teacher, incomprehensible rules of behavior in the classroom, the first homework. In kind poems dedicated to this almost carefree time of childhood, many kind words are addressed to teachers, their patience and wisdom.
Examples of good poems about grade 1 at school
Arriving in grade 1, after a few days, each student understands that at school they will have to work hard in order to gain in-depth knowledge about the world, to learn the basics of science. A wise first teacher is always ready to help first-graders, to tell them how to quickly learn to count, read, and memorize the stories they read. Examples of good poems dedicated to talented teachers and mischievous schoolchildren can be found here.
adult boy
I will not take Yulu with me,
Big green ball
And also a hare and an owl
And a pink tram...
I'm going to first grade tomorrow
Now I am a grown boy!
The very first day of school
In the outfits of brand new twins
Hurry, as if to a parade:
"Now we're both first graders!"
The eyes are burning with sparks. -
Mom took us to school
And childhood remembered again:
How the fingers were all covered in ink,
And in blots - a bag and a notebook.
Now everything is clean, neat,
And the school is our cozy home...
But there are also spots in the sun -
What to smear - we will find!
We sit together at a new desk,
If you want, we can move.
But ... only something is not clear:
There is a board, and a table, and there are books,
Where are the dolls? Where are the toys?
Lessons - three hours in a row ...
Not! School is very boring!
Let's go back to kindergarten!"
To school
Yellow leaves are flying
The day is merry.
Leading a kindergarten
Kids to school.
Our flowers have bloomed
The birds are flying.
-You are going for the first time
to study in the first grade.
sad dolls sit
On an empty terrace.
Our fun kindergarten
Remember in class.
Remember the garden
A river in the far field...
We are also in a year
We will be with you at school.
The suburban train has departed,
Rushing past the windows ...
- They promised well
the best way to learn!
School is a bright house
We will study in it.
There we learn to write
Add and multiply.
We learn a lot at school.
About your favorite land
About mountains and oceans
About continents and countries;
And where the rivers flow
And what were the Greeks
And what are the seas
And how the earth spins.
The school has workshops...
Interesting things to count!
And the call is fun.
That's what "school" means!
Comic children's poems about school and teachers
Thousands of wonderful funny children's poems are dedicated to the school and teachers. A few rhymed lines briefly talk about jokes on teachers and students, about competitions and awarding winners, about the long-awaited "fives" and hated deuces. Poems about school life are written not only by professional writers, but also by the children themselves.
Examples of funny nursery rhymes and funny rhymes about teachers and school
The first and last school bells always open with performances of boys and girls reciting funny children's poems. By memorizing simple rhymes, the guys strengthen their memory, train their thinking, and develop their horizons. With verses, schoolchildren thank teachers for their patience, kindness, and care shown towards each student.
How easy it is to become an excellent student
To look decent
I began to study "excellently".
To deuces, I plus threes -
You get fives.
And now, no doubt,
The diary is spacious!
Very difficult in class
It's hard for Slava at the lesson
From call to call.
Whether the chair got wide,
Whether the desk is high.
Or a hard seat
Can't sit straight.
Whether a bun is a meal,
And you can't eat it.
Is it hunting to sleep,
There is no strength to hold on.
Someone threw a piece of paper
You have to throw two in return.
At the blackboard, the teacher mumbles
There is a beautiful view from the window.
- Hey, teacher, shut up,
Your head hurts.
But when he sternly says
- Ivanov, go to the blackboard, -
Breaking the beach dream
And wallow in the sand
That's when the whole day is ruined!
Well, what is the use of Glory?
Eh, go home, but, by the way,
There is another lesson ahead.
On the back side
Schoolboy Petya at the lessons
With childish joy in the eyes
Everything flies like a magpie
In endless skies.
September, April, March
Indifferent and wonderful
He sits in the back
And always looking out the window.
Take a break for a little
When the teacher calls.
And again looking out the window
To the endless sky.
Someone is fiddling with a toy
Someone crumples at the blackboard
Someone is whispering with a friend
Someone is arguing like a man
Someone is waiting for the end of the lesson,
Someone is learning the alphabet.
Only Petya is lonely
Everything looks out the window.
And the schoolboy Petya does not know,
Watching cranes,
What the children called him
"Rear-Party Lookout".
Short poems about elementary school
Finishing kindergarten, every child is looking forward not only to the onset of summer, but also to the arrival of the main day in his life - September 1st. Primary school gives us the most knowledge ever. In four years, from a first-grader, who barely knows how to put letters into syllables, a reasonable student grows up, ready, however, not only to do lessons every day, but also to play pranks at recess with friends, to drive the ball in the schoolyard. During the first 4 years of education, children become sociable, proactive, active. Primary school prepares them to be introduced to new subjects and teachers. Many small poems about this period of life are dedicated to the first teachers.
Examples of short poems about elementary school
If first graders are still often shy in the classroom, then grade 2 students already feel free and comfortable at school. Great help to the children is provided by their first teacher, who is always there at the right time, telling them how to act in a difficult situation that has arisen in the team, supporting their initiatives, encouraging talents. Examples of short poems about life in elementary school can be found on this page.
three roads
I came to the first class
One of three roads.
I had to every time
Choose one of three.
The first of these was
Long street of the village.
There from the windows, from the gate
Everyone looked at the people.
I met my friends
Distinguished them for the quarter,
Was waiting for someone
It was chasing someone.
And the second one is behind the bridge
Hidden path
Curls in a dense spruce forest.
Listen to the birds. Sing the song.
Sit a little on the stump
Alone with myself.
The third trail is short.
Three minutes to call.
Rushing, breaking your head,
Between the first two.
Day after day flew by, flashed like dreams,
And no more than a week Remains in the spring.
Means, the road Under the name "first class" is passed.
Here is the summer at the threshold - Waiting for him, urging us.
Summer is calling us somewhere - Away from business and worries ...
So it's over, guys, our first academic year.
He is both joyful and difficult Was for each of us.
We will never forget you, our first class.
Today we are parting - But in the autumn sometimes
Again, again, let's go back to class - But now to the second.
We'll come running, we'll come, we'll come to our school
- in the meantime, let's celebrate our holiday together -
The day of the last call.
We finished elementary school.
And we are sad to say goodbye to you!
Our first teacher, we are direct text
We want to confess our love here!
Thank you for your selfless work!
For giving us knowledge!
Let no years take you!
We wish you to be happy
Touching poems about school and teachers
At the Last Bell, graduates always speak, telling touching poems about their favorite school and teachers, who have become not only mentors for them, but also real comrades, in front of the classes that have gathered on the line. Finishing 9th or 11th grade already former students they remember with love every day spent within the walls of their native school, wish their classmates to find their life calling and happiness.
Examples of touching poems about school and teachers
Schoolchildren always tell the most touching poems about teachers at such big celebrations as the First and Last Bells and Teacher's Day. With the help of parents and older sisters and brothers, children in the lower grades learn the most simple poems about lessons, class, school life. High school students, thanking their favorite teachers for their hard work, dedicate long lyrical works to them. You will find examples of such rhymes here.
What a pity that childhood is leaving!
We will never return to it.
I would wear a short sarafan,
I would run through the puddles in the morning,
Get dirty in ink, as before,
The boys would have to hide the briefcase around the corner,
Finely smeared from head to toe,
Hand over waste paper, scrap metal,
Marching on the morning line
Raise the flag of the school proudly.
Sometimes do not listen to teachers
But not from evil, but to amuse the guys,
Open a museum in our beloved school,
Meet guests at the holidays, other guys,
And play games of your own free will,
To be proud of our achievements.
And someone will say that our school is "not very"
And I still talk about her with love!
And in the future, perhaps, my grandchildren
I will proudly bring these walls!
Now it's time to say goodbye
The bell rings…
We will say: "School, goodbye, -
Everything has its time, everything has its time."
We're in no hurry to say goodbye
And a hundred times more miles now
We will become images and faces
Relatives of their teachers.
But the hour has come - we know it
And in this special hour
You are gratefully invited
To a school ball, to a school waltz! ..
When you're only seventeen
Leaving the student bench,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out:
Where to go, which way?
And let the first path along it be difficult,
So as not to turn to the side paths.
May conscience be everywhere for you
Your adviser and compass.
But even though we part with the school,
There is no place for sadness and longing.
Still, we remain in the heart
Near the school desk and blackboard!
Having already entered elementary school, in grade 1, children begin to gradually memorize small poems. Gradually, the guys learn to remember more and more complex works by training your memory. Speaking at the holidays in honor of the First or Last Bells, Teacher's Day, September 1, children can tell on the line short beautiful, slightly touching and funny poems about schools and teachers, examples of which we have posted on our page.
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Introduction
The forest, like a painted tower, Lilac, golden, crimson, Cheerful, motley wall Stands over a bright glade ...
We remember these lines from Ivan Bunin's poem when we enter the autumn forest. This year, autumn gave us many favorable days for a walk in the forest. Almost all the students in our class went on vacation with their parents, went for mushrooms. How beautiful in the autumn forest! How magnificent are the trees in their golden robes! And what a pity that somewhere such beauty is cut down. Trees are used in industry. We can't do without wood yet. It is produced from Construction Materials, furniture, cardboard, turpentine, paper. Books, textbooks, notebooks, etc. are made from various types of paper.
A way out of this problem has long been found. This is paper recycling. But, unfortunately, not all people carefully treat already unnecessary paper. Old newspapers, magazines and even books can often be seen in trash cans. In our village, household waste is regularly taken out. Recently they began to collect separately plastic bottles. But the village does not have a system for collecting waste paper, and residents send it along with the rest of the waste to a landfill, polluting nature. At the school, we organize promotions for the collection of waste paper for further sending for recycling. But our survey showed that a significant portion of the paper used is incinerated or simply thrown away. (Appendix 1.2).
Problem. We use a lot of paper as schoolchildren. These are textbooks, albums, notebooks, books, colored paper and cardboard. The saddest fate of school notebooks. According to our data, only a few people from the class leave notebooks “as a keepsake”. Most kids just throw the notebook in the trash! It seems to us that this is environmentally and economically very wasteful. We decided to try to find ways to reuse school notebooks. Thus, we plan to draw the attention of schoolchildren to the problem of resource saving.
Hypothesis: perhaps the use of recycled materials to create useful and necessary things will lead to careful attitude to school property, will help to acquire the skill of economic and economic activity, will provide an opportunity to save forest resources through the recycling of waste paper.
Themes: " New life school notebook"
Target: studying the possibility of recycling waste paper (school notebook).
Tasks:
learn the history of paper, the process of paper production, ways of processing waste paper;
learn how to make paper at home;
make paper at home
conduct a survey of classmates about the possibility of reusing a school notebook, analyze the results of the survey, draw conclusions;
did creative work using recycled paper and old notebook covers;
make a poster "New life of a school notebook";
find other ways to extend the life of the notebook
Object of study: school notebook.
Subject of study: ways of processing and reusing a school notebook.
Research methods: collection of information from various sources, survey, experience, analysis.
I. Main body
About three decades ago, the problem of recycling did not exist. Due to the fact that there was no variety of packaging containers: instead of plastic, polyethylene, foam and other packaging, there were glass and paper. At present, the situation is such that there are too many packaging containers that turn into waste around the world, including in Russia. Residents throw away unnecessary waste, increasing the "mountains" of garbage.
From the questionnaires, we found out that each student in our class uses, on average, from 50 to 70 notebooks per year. Having made calculations, we found that our class spends 60 kg of paper per year only on notebooks. If all this paper is recycled, we will save 1 tree!
In order to draw the attention of schoolchildren to the problem of paper recycling, we decided to find out the history of the appearance of paper, methods of its manufacture and processing.
History of paper
Of course, we already know that paper has not always existed. Primitive people painted on the walls of the cave. Then came parchment, papyrus, birch bark. Almost 2,000 years ago, papyrus and parchment were replaced by paper. There are several legends about the invention of paper. According to one of them, paper was invented in China.
According to another Chinese legend, paper was invented by a slave from East Turkestan (in our time - the territory of Uzbekistan-Istan). In order to keep the secret of making paper magic secret, the Chinese emperor ordered the inventor to be killed.
The raw materials for making paper were mulberry and bamboo. The word "paper" comes from the word "bambigo" - the so-called paper made from bamboo.
Paper appeared in Russia several centuries earlier than in Europe. Documents of the 8th century were found in Tajikistan, which were written on paper.
For centuries, paper has been made by hand. After the invention of the first paper machine by the Frenchman Robert (1761-1828), the production of paper and cardboard made a sharp leap forward. The production of paper increased continuously and with great speed, new types of paper appeared. Paper began to be used not only for writing and printing books, for packaging goods, but also in construction, industry, agriculture, electrical engineering. In Russia, the first paper machine was installed at a paper mill in Peterhof.
Making paper in production
Paper production is very bad for environment , paper mills emit a lot of carbon dioxide in atmosphere. But let's start everything in order, for this you need to go to the forest, because it is the trees, or rather the cellulose fibers in it, that serve as raw materials for the production of paper products. Part of the wood used to make paper is stunted or diseased trees, they are cut out so that they do not interfere with other trees to grow and develop. The branches of large trees are also used, from which boards are made, and the branches are used to make paper.
Paper- this is a plexus of cellulose fibers, the main component of wood. They are located very close to each other, and the sap of the trees flows between them. These fibers are naturally held together by something like glue. To make cellulose, wood chips are placed in a huge vat of water and chemicals. These chemical constituents help to break down the natural glue and produce fibers. This production process is the most harmful. The resulting fibers are straightened and washed, then bleached with chlorine or hydrogen peroxide. The fibers are then dried and smoothed using a variety of rotating hot drums. At the end, the paper comes out dense and completely dry and is wound into huge rolls.
Recycling
Of course, everyone knows that paper can also be obtained from waste paper. We found out that this method of obtaining paper less harmful to the environment. To do this, the paper is crushed and sent to huge boilers of water to wash it of printing ink and ink with the help of chemicals. As a result of this process, paper dough is obtained. Then this mass is filtered, and the water is drained. Dyes are used to make the paper whiter.
II. Practical part
In the practical part of our project, we decided to find as many ways as possible to “extend” the life of our school notebook. To do this, we turned to our parents for help, studied the information in magazines and the Internet, conducted an experiment and showed our Creative skills and fantasy.
First life. Economical.
We found out that children do not always finish writing notebooks to the end. Sometimes several sheets remain unwritten. We offered the children to make notebooks from unfinished sheets. The children used the resulting products as notebooks, memos on subjects, drafts for complex calculations.
Second Life. Recycled.
We found on the Internet several methods for obtaining homemade paper. As a result, we combined all the best and were able to get thick paper. (Appendix 3).
To get paper at home from paper waste, the following technique was used: tear paper from scribbled school notebooks into small pieces and place them in a basin of hot water, add washing powder and leave overnight; in the morning, throw the paper into a colander and rinse with running water, squeeze out the resulting mass, add a large amount of water and grind the paper with a mixer for 15 minutes. Spread the mass evenly on the frame with the mesh stretched over it, wait until the water drains, iron it through several layers of fabric, carefully separate the resulting sheet of paper with a blunt knife from the frame.
To obtain smooth colored paper with inclusions, dyeing the mass with dye and adding sparkles, pieces of thread, and flower petals was used.
"Man-made" paper is not like machine-made paper: uneven in thickness, usually less smooth, sometimes too fragile, it has a virtue that makes you forget all its shortcomings - originality.
From the paper obtained by processing, we used to make the original application (Appendix 4).
Third life. Creative.
We asked classmates to think about how to use written notebooks in creativity. Some suggested using notebooks to make templates using technology. They offered to make three-dimensional figurines. Most of the guys wanted to make origami. Of course, who does not know the favorite pastime of all schoolchildren is flying airplanes. We asked classmates to make interesting crafts from notebook covers and held an exhibition (Appendix 5).
fourth life. Innovative.
Up to four billion trees are cut down annually for paper production. Despite the use of all kinds of electronic devices, millions of sheets of paper are used in Russia every year. Wherein most of information printed on paper is read only once.
But what if one sheet of paper could be reused multiple times by printing on it with disappearing ink?
We decided to find out if there is such an ink. It turns out there is!
Disappearing ink. Method one. It is necessary to mix 50 ml of alcohol tincture of iodine with a teaspoon of starch and filter the precipitate. So blue disappearing ink completely lose color after 1-2 days due to evaporation of iodine.
Disappearing ink. Method two. Take a willow twig, burn it into coal, then finely grind it or grind it with water on a stove on which painters rub their paints and then dilute it with water so that ink becomes capable of writing on a sheet of paper. Letters and words written in such ink will completely disappear in six days.
We conducted an experiment and found that the inscription is bright and disappears after a few days (Annex 6). The use of such ink in the school is environmentally friendly and cost-effective. Allows you to write in one notebook all year.
Conclusion
With our work, we drew the attention of schoolchildren to the problem of resource saving and the use of recycled materials.
In the course of completing the tasks, we found various ways to reuse the school notebook. The result of our work was the poster "The new life of the school notebook" (Appendix 7). creative work were presented at the exhibition.
We realized that paper recycling, even at home, is not a labor-intensive and economical process. Our experience with paper processing has shown that when shredding paper, it is necessary to achieve complete disintegration into fibers. This is worth paying attention to!
It is beneficial to use homemade paper, because. it is made from waste paper and does not require cash costs. It is best to use such paper for registration. In addition, homemade paper is more environmentally friendly.
We now know exactly what:
In Russia, waste paper refers to garbage that is incinerated;
60 kg of waste paper saves 1 tree from cutting down;
We live in a paper world. Russia uses 200 million tons of paper every year.
At the same time, almost all paper can be recycled and used;
One ton of waste paper can make 25,000 school notebooks!
A quarter of school notebooks in Russia will soon be produced from waste paper;
Every ton of recycled paper saves 17 trees!!!
The price per ton of waste paper ranges from 1000 rubles to 2000 rubles
Annex 1
Questionnaire
Dear children and their parents, please answer our questions:
Where does used paper go in your home? (notebooks, newspapers, magazines)
We burn, throw away, reuse for household needs, hand over to waste paper, etc.
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How many school notebooks do you buy per year?__________________
How can you use a written school notebook?
Annex 2
Poll results
Annex 3
Waste paper recycling technology at home
Appendix 4
Recycled paper product
Appendix 5
creative work
Photo 1. Notebooks, notepads
Photo 2. Origami
Photo 2. Origami
Appendix 6
Disappearing ink
Ink: mix 10 parts iodine and 1 part starch.
Write the text with a cotton swab.
It will disappear in a few days.
Annex 7
Poster
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